💌 Welcome to Dating Dispatch 💌
The cheekiest way to meet someone new — no swiping, scrolling, or matching required. 😉We’re reviving old-school romance with a modern twist: cheeky personal ads sent straight to your WhatsApp. Flirty little masterpieces — well-written, wildly charming, and occasionally unhinged (in the best way). 😈Every day, we broadcast secret crushes, missed connections, and bold declarations from the most eligible singles in your city & across the world. 🌏You read. You reply with something just as witty. Then it’s in their hands… and both your stars to do the rest. ✨
🛫 CEO by Day, Big Spoon by Night (M4W)
M / 38 / Canggu
Built a life I love — and left just enough space for someone who gets it. I run a business, surf at sunrise, and believe flirting should be an Olympic sport. Looking for someone witty, self-aware, and not afraid of voice notes or weekend flights. If you’re high-vibe with low-maintenance energy — I see you.☕🔥 You Ordered the Espresso. I Was the One Who Felt It
F / 26 / Melbourne
It was Thursday morning at Patricia Coffee. You asked for double. I was the girl in the camel coat. I pretended not to listen, but your voice had that vinyl quality — smooth, warm, just a little dangerous. You smiled. I smiled back. If you felt that flicker too… I hope this finds you before I forget the way your voice made me feel.
🤖 No apps
💘 No photos
💌 No pressure
✍️ Just analog vibes in a digital age.Whether you're looking for a spark ✨, a soulmate 💑, or just something juicy to read over coffee ☕ — you're in the right place.Start below. Something real might be just around the corner. 💕
Disclaimer:
We’re here for the flirts, not the facts. Dating Dispatch doesn’t verify who’s behind each ad, what they’re after, or if they really do sunrise yoga in Sydney, sip long blacks in Melbourne, or surf every morning in Bali. This is analog romance in a digital world — proceed with charm, caution, and a healthy dose of common sense. You’re responsible for your own heart and whatever adventures might follow!
FAQ
What is Dating Dispatch, exactly?
It’s a retro-inspired WhatsApp broadcast where singles post bold, personal ads — and curious hearts tune in. Think 1985 love column meets 2025 group chat.How does it work?
1. You submit a personal ad anonymously.
2. We review it (lightly) and broadcast it to the group.
3. Interested people can reply via a form, and you choose if/how to follow up.
Simple. Old-school. Zero swiping.Can anyone see my identity?
Nope. Ads are anonymous — but if someone replies to your ad, their message will be automatically passed along to you. It’s then totally up to you if, how, or when you want to respond.Is it really free?
Right now? Yes. Completely.
But if this little love experiment takes off (and we think it will), we may introduce a small fee to keep things sustainable!Can I post more than once?
Of course. New crush? New vibe? New era? Post away — just keep it creative.What kind of ads get featured?
The bold, the sweet, the weird, the poetic. As long as it’s respectful and human, it’s welcome.How do I submit my ad?
Tap the button below, fill out the form, and let the dispatch do the rest. 💌What if someone sends me a creepy message?
We take this seriously. Creepers get blocked, banned, and possibly hexed by a friendly local priestess. Let us know here immediately.Who’s behind this? Some weird dude?
Nope. Just a happily married man with two kids who got tired of hearing his smart, funny, gorgeous friends say, “there are no good options in Bali.” So, I built this for them — as its a way to connect curious hearts across places like Bali, Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, and beyond.Are you reading my messages?!
Not even a little bit. We have zero interest in your DMs. All messages are auto-forwarded and auto-deleted every 7 days. No tracking, no snooping — just digital love notes in transit.Is this for hookups or relationships?
We hope relationships but the vibe is open-hearted, not X-rated — but sparks take many forms. Just be real about what you want.Can I post about massage services, escorting, or “other things”?
Nope. Absolutely not.
This platform is strictly for genuine social connection. No ads for sexual services, escorting, or massages with a “wink.” Break the rule, and you’re out.